geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

• Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
• Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(via daat-ass)

lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

(via lolsomeone-actually)

silenthill:

george-the-pony:

tic-tac-toe-forever:

zackisontumblr:

silenthill:

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after

a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after

you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after

You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after

(via hungergamevictor)